Posted in Inspirational
May 8, 2009

Aphorism’s

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH

  • The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
  • Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
  • If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
  • Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
  • A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
  • How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
  • Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
  • Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
  • Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
  • No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
  • There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
  • There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
  • No one ever says ‘It’s only a game.’ when their team is winning.
  • I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
  • Be careful reading the fine print. There’s no way you’re going to like it.
  • The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
  • Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
  • Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
  • After 50, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!
  • Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind, and the ones who mind, don’t matter.

Thanx Leon for sending this to me.

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